Friday, November 14, 2008

Make Love Says the Megachurch Man!

He does what he can, that megachuch man
Doing all the things that keep them in the hand
When in doubt, do not think
Consult the megachurch man
For he is the one
Who has all of the plans
He'll keep you in line and tend to your demands
As long as you don't cross the megachurch man.

I love megachurches. I am also scared of them. They are there own little micrcosm of the church population. What do you think of this guy?



2 comments:

  1. hmmm.... sexsperiment?... whining to whoopie? Move the bed back in the church...?

    I think he's got a lotta fun sayings!

    next they'll have a bring your own "home movies" week... church porn...

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